Spanking your kid to get him/her out of the path of a moving car? Sure. Otherwise? No.

Nick, that's called abuse, and a sure way to get a visit from Child Protective Services. Stoopid.

Hey, SJP: A test of your generosity? I don't know how to break it to you, but you didn't write the book, Candace Bushnell did. It's not your story to tell. So now Bushnell is exec-producing her autobiographical teenage life, not yours, SJP.

Pat Kiernan from NY1 follows me. That made my day. Cecily Strong from SNL retweeted me. That was cool.

Nicely done.

Eh, they'll get them lasered off. Everyone does now.

Dita von Teese says if you wear a corset long enough, your body gets used to it, and your waist stays small even when you take it off.

Love this.

I keep telling my boyfriend, who worries we won't have enough money to raise a child in NYC (trust me, we'll be fine), that in the end, the bond we'll have with this child will make it all worth it.

Glad she got rid of Arfin. Everything I've read about her makes me mad.

Women of the world, this song's for you.

Vagina dentata. It's what's for dinner.

Their shit always falls apart.

I hope they're saving the funny stuff for Saturday.

Is there a possibility of this passing? Anybody know?

When I turned 35 a few months ago I searched for articles about the experience, because the odometer effect was really killing me. (40 will probably feel the same way, times 100.) I found none. 30s are invisible. But it's a shame, because it's the decade where things start to click. I feel like I finally know what the…

Boom. Comment of the day.

I saw that live this morning and I was shocked. This isn't local news, Carlos Diaz, you little troll. But why did she just laugh it off? Carol's not exactly a shrinking violet.

+1!

It kills me when the anti-choicers portray women as the "baby killers," when it's clear that many men support their partner's right to choose, and often help them make that choice. Where are the men in support of choice? Why don't they speak out more?