Me: Do you think that Yoko broke up the Beatles?

Why doesn't Fantine get to have her long hair in death? Damn you and your Oscar, Anne Hathaway.

I don't blame her. Despite my feelings about gun control, this was some bullshit invasion of privacy.

Mental health and everyone - mental illness is never treated the same way as other chronic illnesses, like diabetes and heart disease. Pisses me off.

That's because Leo wasn't this manly 15 years ago. He was a thin wisp of a boy. Now he's yum.

So true - if the Internet had been around in 1262, things would have worked out much differently with each of the world's religions.

Why not? It's not like she'll need to clean up her online trail for future job interviews or anything.

But Scientology takes tons of cash from its nonfamous members and now they're being charged with slavery because they keep people on Sea Org against their will.

Exactly.

Britain has pretty rigorous advertising standards. Many are banned because of excessive Photoshop, like the Julia Roberts ad that shaved 15 years off her face. I understand the skepticism when it comes to men regulating women's bodies, but I see this one as a public health issue.

Open one in NYC. Please. I love their frozen Bellini.

Tracy Anderson is so good at drumming up business, tricking a swizzle stick into thinking she's fat. Gwynnie has always been Fish Sticks and will always be Fish Sticks. That's what Ted Casablanca taught me.

Basically I've noticed a trend of women not being stick-thin anymore and that being OK with them. Demi Lovato has a gorgeous figure, as does Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson and Mindy Kaling. Rebel Wilson is a star. I love that. Christina Hendricks' chest looks like mine, except she displays her cleavage way…

Oh great, another bra for women with small breasts. Because there are none of those.

I'd already had it done a few times by an electrologist friend of my sister's. The hair grows in cycles, and you need to hit each cycle. There are 5-6. So when I got the thing I only needed to hit one or two more hair cycles. I was breaking out terribly under my chin from ingrown hairs (they say not to use it on your…

My cat is OBSESSED with the printer. They are in LOVE. He stares at it longingly even when it's idle.

Tria. I paid it off in a few installments.

I got an at-home laser hair remover. Heaven.

"Sin" is not a treatable condition, Mike Huckabee. So let's not rip up the DSM-V just yet.

I love Kelly Osbourne's hair. You can honestly say no one else sports that color.