I love how her face is all, "David Beckham, whatever."

Yep. She didn't secure her weapons in the same house as a mentally troubled son, someone who everyone knew was deeply troubled. Looks like she shared some of his problems.

Normally I'd agree with you, but in this case it looks like she had some mental problems as well.

She should not have used to word "slut" and maybe should have specifically just talked about one-night stands. Because you do kinda have a moment of, "I don't know you, you could chop me up." And then the coke kicks in.

Hugh never hurt no one. He and Liz are still BFFs.

You say "dream life," I say "everyday life." Tomato, tomahto.

I have a yellow cat...

Someone said that this morning on CNN. I'm like, how do you let these people on air?

Me too! Is it a nerve-transfer thing?

Tracy Anderson is a body fascist. I am so sick of her, and the Rachel Zoes of the world. Gwyneth the Swizzle Stick needed a harsh appraisal? Blow me.

Me too! I have three! And none of them get along. So weird.

Lung cancer killed my father in 2001 and my mom in 2006. Fuck cancer in cancer's fucking ass.

I've never tried it, and now I won't. It reminds me of sea urchin, which is still living when you eat it. No!

Boom.

IQ of 75. Maybe.

Nikki Hailey is a moron so she'll probably go for the glitz and choose Sanford.

It's illegal for management or owners to take tips. I was involved in a lawsuit against The Fireman Group in NYC and we won $2.9 million. Many other lawsuits have followed. The thing is, restaurants try it anyway and wait for a lawsuit to stop them.

You can tell they've had this discussion a billion times. And it's funny how they look at each other and their faces are totally blank. They're so over it. But good sports - this reminds me of Jack White and Karen Elson's divorce party. See? It can be amicable.

And he also likes men. Double the passion!

Exactly what I was thinking.