Alicia, come back! You've been missed.

It's not a hoax. This is Rihanna setting the stage so she can take her abuser back. Oh, Ri. Even if you "provoked" this anger monster, is that a relationship you want to go back to?

Louboutin always trots out that bullshit comment about how women shouldn't be seen in public without heels — spoken by someone who's worn flats all his life. Aerosoles are cute and comfy and I wear nothing else. They're not all flats, either.

She's shaking herself off at the end like my cat does when he encounters water.

Alright, not every day. I live in East Harlem, so in the summertime, a couple times a week. It's mostly leering. I'll never forget Sassy's Christina Kelly did a piece in the late '80s/early '90s where she dutifully chronicled all the street harassment she received over the course of a week. One guy screamed at her, "I…

I think about this every day: "Yeah, it's degrading now, but man, am I gonna miss it." And I probably will.

Thank you, I was just think that maybe for him, pretending to be straight is a choice.

Kristen Wiig and her writing partner define a chick flick as a film that features scenes where two or more women share screen time. You know the only recent movies I can think of? Whip It and The House Bunny.

I don't know about you guys, but I really want to see "Very Bad Trip 2" now.

How can she consent if she's drunk? I don't get it! Are these fucking people serious?

How does Kate Hudson have more money than Matt Bellamy?

Didn't she release that tape with him? He had her cooperation and benefited financially from it.

There's a video of her dancing with Nicky to hip-hop and remarking that they were "just like two n*****s." Nicole Richie ended their friendship over her racism.

She is openly racist. Bottom line. Anything beyond that is just noise.

This is the most cogent argument I've ever heard regarding women in the military. Right on.

It kills me how a certified perv like Terry Richardson still has such a stellar career. And he probably never sexually harasses the big names, so I'm sure they all spring to his defense when allegations emerge.

He's bulletproof. We should all be so lucky.

I'd rather they get all that money than some old, white CEO. They work harder.

I think they passed a law in the state of California that all trailers featuring Anne Hathaway must be set to One Republic songs.

Can't read...eyes too full of tears...