I was trying to imagine Donny Deutsch asking, say, Keith Olbermann on-air about his ex-girlfriend, Katy Tur, a former Weather Channel anchor who's now at the local NBC News affiliate, and whether their relationship played any part in her rising through the ranks. But I can't picture that, because THAT WOULD NEVER…

Right? If anything, his panelists should be other doctors, not celebrity reporters.

I was a regular listener of Loveline on KROQ radio in LA in the early '90s, when Dr. Drew's co-host was Riki Rachtman, the former host of Headbanger's Ball. (God, I'm dating myself — I was in high school then.) This was pre-Adam Carolla, pre-MTV Loveline, and Rachtman spoke out of turn so often that Drew's role was…

I'll take two, please. I love being a girl.

For real? So weird!

Forget about Pascal — who is VC Andrews? She's been posthumously writing books forever.

I grew boobs nearly overnight in the 6th grade, so swiftly that I didn't even have bras to hold them up. The girls in my private school confronted me and told me I needed a bra because our white blouses were practically see-through (in 7th grade we'd get the thicker, bra-concealing blouses). So my Mom picked me up…

My ex-boyfriend was into pegging, and I grew to embrace it — until he told me that his ultimate fantasy involved me ordering a guy to fuck him in the ass. I drew a line — an inanimate object is quite different from a living, breathing person of the same sex — and I'm now convinced he is in the closet. Thoughts?

Ask Jon Edwards if the Enquirer is all BS. That assumption was disproved during the OJ trial.

Yep — I'm calling bullshit. Why retreat to the celluloid closet NOW when people have been talking about her sexuality for the last ten years?

My animals are like my children. Thank god she was saved. Most wrenching: when her owner sobbed "I need her." Tears my insides apart.

She has always been thin, primarily because she's a super healthy eater who enjoys sports. I haven't seen any fluctuation since her engagement. Press needs to chill.

My boyfriend is heavy-set, and he's always turned me on. I adore him. In fact, we began as a one-night-stand. Best sex I ever had.

LOVE.

Dial MTV was my favorite. It was the top videos of the day as determined by callers. I used to sit around and wait for "Open Your Heart" and "The Glory of Love," and if I have to tell you who sang those songs you clearly don't remember the '80s. #jellyshoes

Ugh, Terry Richardson. GROSS.

Right? Why is this so unusual?

Obama promised to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as his first action in office. It's been more than two years and I'm still waiting...

Well said. They're going to end up like Phil Spector's victim if they don't go.

I got my first pack of birth control pills from my local Planned Parenthood in Southern California when I was 17. I relied on PP for free pap smears until the end of college. I happen to be pro-choice, but supporting Planned Parenthood is not like saying "Hip-hip-hooray for abortion!" Planned Parenthood is like an…