Maybe she CAN'T get pregnant and doesn't want to relive her infertility every time she wanders into the glare of a photographer's flash. Just a thought.

@Poubelle: I know someone who works for the NYC Ballet. All true. He's a merciless social climber who always trades up and unceremoniously dumped his live-in girlfriend after he started dating Natalie.

My mother wouldn't let me wear lipstick with color until I was 13. I remember wearing Carmex because it looked slightly glittery. Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers was all I was allowed. When Kissing Potion came out, I was beyond thrilled.

Word is he is a total asshole. Maybe he should hang out with Benjamin Millepied.

Just goes to show that beauty transcends gender. Andrej and Lea T = amazing.

I got a breast reduction 6 years ago. Best thing I ever did (they sagged way before their time). That said, I'm sure someone has commented on this, but she's looking skinnier this awards season. Just saying.

Wow, I had never heard of the abortion/slavery correlation before. And now that I have, it's stoo-pid. Stupid Santorum, stupid.

@serafinadistoria: You did it without anesthesia? Wow, you are one strong woman. What was it like?

Great piece. I watch Teen Mom and all of them say, "My school taught me nothing about birth control, and I wish they had." What's crazy is that their parents say the same thing. I guess the shock of their kids having sex has worn off by then and they realize abstinence is unrealistic.

I want to see the clip of Baba Wawa interviewing a 16-year-old Oprah. Roll 212!

And Holly was smart, what with her role in the production of the magazine. I thought she'd take it over one day. Why he didn't take her more seriously is beyond me.

When I was 15 and my mom dragged me to Weight Watchers, you did not need a doctor's note. This was 1993.

Bristol looks fine to me.

Sorry, it's hard to focus on the words when I can't get over the tiny waist. Photoshop of Horrors or luck of the draw?

@Zoerly: This is the most useful information I have ever read. Thank you!

@t('-'t): That was awesome. Thanks.

Pink, your move.

Please make this a regular feature. Please, please, please.

I haven't laughed harder in forever. Thanks, Jezebel!

@weirdette: Nice.