I hope you enjoyed this final trip into the mind of Greg Jennings.

I nearly did a spittake reading about the team - it’s huge, not only in terms of money, but no trade for 6 years and a limited no trade in the 7th year....damn Yandle - you get yours...

And, of course, we Rangers fans are left watching Dan Girardi patrol the blue line for another 25 seasons.

As a game developer, whenever people complain about “being pulled out of their inventories in load screens” I wanna rip my hair out. The fact that you can access your inventory while loading *at all* is a small miracle of engineering. It's hard not to look at gamers as entitled when they complain about the tiniest…

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

“All schools let their athletes go after women, so why go after this school?” Is that seriously something that was just said?

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

I wanna hang out backstage and light batteries on fire with Ludacris

I’d rather be shot out of a cannon into a brick wall than see the Penguins win a face-off, let alone score a goal, let alone win a game, or God almighty forbid they win the Stanley Cup. Go Sharks.

Searching for it...

My wrist is constantly near my dick and balls, so I understand the mix-up.

He got him in the penis and balls tho

Looking forward to the Overwatch release. Gonna practice and really get the game down, then jump right in the action with my favorite character. See you on Playstation!

sounds great. can’t wait to “shoot ‘em up” online with the boys. see you guys there!

As a goalie I can tell you you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

Haha what

More moves than a Chinese....what?

Enhanced view with more pixels

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

I think you’ve got it backward, my friend. It’s more like: a lot of terrible players ended up on the mid-late ’90s Rangers.