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Well now Snacktaku is cancelled forever, and it’s your fault.

“So how did Nino Niederreiter and Mikko Koivu get those assists?”

You only say that, Barry, because nobody uploads Youtube clips of the four hundred times a season Luca Sbisa fails to corral a pass from his blueline partner.

That was so commanding and surgical an effort, I think he should be known as the Spurgeon General.

Whatever. I could do that...if I wasn’t wearing ice skates...or on ice...during an NHL game...and you gave me 100 chances or so.
Yeah, I could probably do it then....maybe.

I’m fascinated by the repeated claims that this will, if proven false, somehow undermine other legitimate scandals about Trump. The same way that decades of false Clinton scandals totally made Hillary utterly scandal-proof.

Coming soon: “Official” government news organization. Independent news is all fake.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

Because there should be no Sabres?

I’m mad as hell about Brad Marchand’s horrible eyebrows.

Shirtless Eli Manning on line 1.

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both

What the hell NY? That’s HENRIK LUNDQVIST. Why isn’t anyone out to wreck Eakin’s shit after that? I tried to leave my couch to fight that guy, and I haven’t been in a fight since the great maple syrup heist of ‘13. That is, no joke, an appalling disgrace.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

Silicon Valley “big think” checklist:

That beautiful Swedish bastard ain’t getting any younger. Things are going to get ugly as hell in Manhattan if and when he hits the wall.

For the sake of my annoyance, yes.