May I join your class action lawsuit?

The reason I hate vodka so much is because it's very personal. I can't even think about vodka without wanting to throw up. I got really really drunk on it one night, so drunk I probably should have gone to the hospital. I also made some very bad decisions on it. Margaritas have never made me feel that way. They're…

Dear Vodka,

Omg! That could be a SEIZURE! That could be NARCOLEPSY! She doesn't look like a heroin addict!

It doesn't really look like a seizure (trust me, if you see one, you'll know), but it looks a shit ton like a heroin nod. I don't think it makes you an asshole to doubt someone on public transit is on the nod, but it makes you ignorant to Facts. Honestly, that's probably a nice ignorance to have.

As someone who lives downtown in a huge city and takes public transport I can tell you that this certainly looks like a heroin high and that it is most likely not some other condition.

I remember having to "audition" to be a commenter. I remember having a star. I remember mods who kept the trolls at bay. Since the Kinja changeover I have been a gray and keep hearing "comment more, contribute more..." but when I know so few people read the gray comments (or assuming they're trolls) I don't feel…

I think it's funny that your BF thinks that's the funniest thing he's ever said. I actually giggled.

To be fair I refer to him as Bandicoot Cucumbersnatch.

I promise you, Weevil is in the movie! I investigated the whole thing veronica-mars style as soon as I first saw this trailer. He's in there. No worries!

I've outgrown most of the bad boy character crushes of my youth (up to and including my mid 20s), but not this one. Not this one.

Nope. I am and was aware that everyone of them is a Scientologist.

I too use the white vinegar cold water method. I also find that if my panties are coming out of the wash still crusty then it means the washer was filled too full and the clothes didn't have enough room to properly soak and agitate. AKA, boyfriend started the washer.

So here's my gross question: I generally wear cotton underpants, and they almost all have a double layer of fabric in the crotch. The issue is they almost always get holes in the top layer of the crotch. Am I alone here? Its not like that area is getting a lot of wear like the elastic or waistband. Since this…

This is magical. Like a unicorn's mane. Kelly's personality is atrocious, but girl has a serious head of hair.

Logistical question: How does one wear those over-the-first-but-not-the-second-knuckle rings? Don't they fall off? Do you flex your fingers to keep them on? How do I flex my fingers?

I love this and her hair!!!!

Is it just me, or does Sarah Silverman just keep looking better and better as she gets older? Or maybe she just gets better makeup endorsements?