The only upshot to me spending the last decades alone is that I could finally fulfill my lifelong desire to be the crazy/scary/witchy/cat lady all the neighborhood kids are scared of. But that is probably going to happen anyway.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a guy at work the other day. He is 20 years older than me and not shy about telling me he thinks I am beautiful and how he would treat me if I were his woman. Anyway, I was griping about guys my age who are stuck in arrested development. He used that opportunity to once…

This!!! 1000 times THIS!!!

I think it is Massachusetts accent.

Agreed. The only problem I had with it was that it always sort of felt like we had to one up from the time before. It felt like we were on a dangerous track to never liking regular old vanilla sex again, which has its time and place for me. But I would also say the overarching theme of the entire relationship in and…

I also read once that as a breed they are prone to deafness which is why they make good firedogs (ie. can handle being around the sirens all the time).

Yeah that was pretty much my reaction.

Is it me or does the guy filming sound just like Kit from AHS?

My old roommate used to have one and it was the WORST dog I have ever met. Part of that was his fault but part of it was that he was just kind of a jerk. My favorite story was the time I came home from work and found dog poop sitting on top of the stove. Whaaaaa????

The one guy who used to let me peg him would give himself an enema before and to ensure there was no poop up in the mix. I am a no exit kind of gal but he loved it and love the orgasms it gave him, so the little bit of xtra prep was worth it for him.

I grew up in a fairly rural part of CT. We often had snakes in our garage. One time my g-ma had a copperhead living under her porch. I routinely came across rattlesnakes that liked to live in the stone walls that are so common in quaint New England. And I won't even (Okay I will) mention all the garter snakes I have…

Agreed. If I had been the producer of Alice in Wonderland I would be doing my best to pretend it was the other guy with the exact same name as me, not flaunting it to the world. blech!

Unfortunately, most of the soft core I know about involved ladies. I think that's what the "soft" is all about. But here are a few suggestions you might like anyway.

I was thinking Tom Waits as well.

Awesome!

No, I just added it though!

Based on your comment, I found two movies that I think you will love.

The only time I ever did this was in middle school when I had a crush on a guy and wanted to talk about him with my friends without the risk of anyone else knowing who we were talking about.

Because every terrifying story like this needs a silver lining: Maybe now mastectomy prosthetic companies will start making cuter pocket bras to cater to a younger market? Seriously, Amoena time to step up your game.

You would think as a designer Donna Karan could do better than that. Every time I see her she has an over one shoulder shawl on and it always makes the rest of her outfit look a little dumpy.