I feel like these names sets them up perfectly to be pool sharks or professional poker players. Either way their parents should do them a favor and move them to Vegas now.

I once had a female gyno sneeze directly into my spread legs during a pap. Like, I could feel her sneeze splash against my thighs. She looked up at me and said, "don't worry, it's just allergies!" /barf. Maybe by happenstance, maybe not, my new doc is a very cute young man who is incredibly sweet and gentle and I love…

He sounds awesome. My mouser is good at the vicious slaughtering but not so great at the snuggling. She is fine if you don't touch her while she sits on your lap but if you try and pet her she thinks it's time to kill your hand. Such a peach that one!

My mom is the same way except she made black against the rules saying, and I quote, "black is an adult color. You can wear it after you turn 18." The only time I was ever aloud to wear black my entire childhood was when it was required as part of some kind of uniform.

Catching mice is one of their best features! Our cat always gets all the mice that ever try and sneak into the pantry, thus earning her share of the rent. My damn dog however, has failed to ever deter anything- including the robbers who broke into our house and stole all our valuables. I got home to the apartment…

Actually this one is Knox, their son. You are thinking of their daughter Shiloh, who is often presented gender neutral by her own choice. But, your point still stands!

I didn't say her believing him proved that he had been falsely incarcerated. Her believing he has been falsely incarcerated is what makes the fact of her marrying him less shocking. She believes he is innocent. Therefore, it makes a lot more sense as to why she would be willing to marry him. Its also explains why a…

HA! I've been watching a lot of wicked attraction and that was my initial thought as well.

Oh don't get me wrong, he very well may have done it. I just think that if she *believes* he didn't then that goes a long way explaining why she thinks it is okay to marry him. And it explains why someone would say that even though it may be in poor taste, this choice does not make her mentally ill, as this judge did.

No she does not. The original article contains this paragraph:

In the original article it says she is adamant that he is innocent.

I have an affie! I gave him a little extra treat when I read this just for being totally awesome! He is an ewok, wookie, gremlin all in one. Go Team Affies!

I just don't like to give abusers money if I can help it. So, what I truly wanted was to know was if anyone had any evidence that wasn't just he said/she said. And plenty of people are still giving money to other famous wife beaters. Yes Chris Brown gets hassled but what about Nic Cage or Sean Connery? There are lots…

No, I got that is what I happened. I just think it's a crappy way to go about solving the problem. I get why they do it that way, but it still sucks for friend's father.

That's not a very nice thing to do! Actually, the whole reason it was discovered to be protected was because a taxidermist said he couldn't do it.

Funnily enough, *her* partner works at a nature museum and has already tried talking to their taxidermist there. Maybe I will have *her* try again. Thanks for the advice.

Yeah, I think it does looks good for him. But I recently read that vanity fair article from back in the day about Woody Allen and the abuse charges he faced and was disheartened to see the final outcome of that. I guess I feel like Money, power and influence are really useful tools for an abuser in situations like…

Yeah, for sure. That's why i was asking. I guess I was hoping someone would be all like "I was their nanny and it's all true/not true" or something like that.

*My friend* has two frozen birds in *her* freezer that *she* found on the sidewalk in Chicago. They are prefect specimens of Yellow Shafted Flickers. Unfortunately, they are protected under the migratory bird act and it is illegal to possess them, any feathers, eggs, or nests. Most birds are. The fines for possessing…

Well, if he really did punch his ex wife in the face like she claims, I would like to know so I can stop giving him money. Just like I did with Chris Brown, Charlie Sheen, and other assholes who think it is okay to hit or abuse women. I guess I'm just nosy like that.