@NaraVara: THIS IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT. In fact, this boy has no taste.

@FlameCell: No. You can still choose not to buy an iPad.

@Killjoy:

@VideoVampire: Sounds interesting. And the cost of me doing these things will be directly proportionate to the hotness of your girlfriend.

@Llew: Oh, really?

@phiyuku: Unless they're for Gizmodo. Then it's ok.

@Platypus Man: Why do you need a sports almanac? Just open a savings account, or a CD. Go forward a couple of hundred years and the interest will be worth billions. You know, like in Idiocracy.

The real question is, what kind of apps does he have on that thing? I'll bet there's at least one fart app...

I'm amazed they got that shot of the Lincoln Tunnel. PA NY/NJ gets really twitchy when they see people taking pictures and video of the tunnels.

The Crying Game:

@Hands: Oh, man, I haven't seen that in 15 years. He was such a funny man before he went all born again Christian.

@Curves: That's not "Helmet Hair." This is Helmet Hair.

"non-brain dead athletes"

@pvalpha: Yes, it all makes sense now. All our superconductors need is a little Prozac, and they'll be blazing fast!

I don't know. It's hard enough to be seen by boaters when you're on a Jetski or wave runner, on this thing you'll be practically invisible. Sounds like a recipe for a broken neck to me.

@NuevoLeon: Thank you for being the only person who got that.

You know, I really wish there was a way to do this now. Why hasn't the jailbreaking community come up with an app to let me tether my laptop to my phone, or use it as a hotspot for my friends? I'm sure if they did that, there would be at least 50 comments on this thread about how such an app already exists, and I'm…

@tdizzel: I heard a rumor that T-Mobile is going to offer the iPhone next month. Also, Metro PCS will have a pay as you go plan for the iPhone by the end of the year.

@dances-with-hops: Ok, well, I didn't want to say that I'd have to ignore my phone to download porn, since most people do that anyway.

@Traveshamockery: I too had a poor customer service experience with Verizon, to the point where they couldn't pay me to come back.