HEY NOW: We don’t deny climate change. We just believe that billions of humans emitting trillions of tons to CO and other greenhouse gasses not only has zero effects on the planet God runs, it’s a LIBERAL PLOT TO TAKE OUR GUNS.

1. His take on SUVs, and especially small SUVs, is extremely correct.

Now’s as good a time as any to announce that Aaron W. Gordon has joined the staff of Jalopnik. He’s an ace investigative reporter with bylines at Vice Sports, The New Yorker, Wired, something called “Deadspin” (sic?) and a lot more.

Full disclosure: I love birds (a bit of a bird watcher, actually) but you are right. This guy is a grade-AA serial killer in the making. Maybe someone should run his stupid ass down.

Wanton killing of animals for enjoyment is the sign of a serial killer.

I am almost 100% certain it’s a VW Jetta. My neighbor owns one and it looks pretty much identical. The taillights, headlights, wheels, overall shape and chrome window trim are a dead giveaway.

I’m getting a VW Jetta vibe, kind of like this.

Man I hate it when foreign countries try to do British cars.

As an environmentalist: “Good.”

Cowland responded: “We built it because we could.”

Jeffro pretty much nailed it.

Like the Ford Crown Victoria which was made in the American state of Ontario.

I actually enjoyed the news segment because it was nothing but witty banter between hosts.

The top reason I’ve been thinking about getting a new Civic is that they have a crazy green option.

20XX Ram Silverado Larime Edition. For the man with greater than 5% Neanderthal DNA who still thinks that trucks make his penis more appealing.

I bet you never cross your legs or even drink out of a straw in the fear of having your delicate manly-hood judged.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

Don’t confuse the Iranian people with the government.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Another one of these “What’s the point?” in having one this nice.