This makes me wanna drink more Diet Coke so I can see flying oranges.

Coffee is gross, how can people even drink that?

But then...just to quibble in the manner of chin-stroking leftists...does that mean not going to college, and working in the service industry, is not only failure, but karmic punishment? My family tried that on me too, to console me, but it didn't compute because we have long deep roots in the left/labor movement,…

I'm totally with you. I'm the first to admit that stuff like this (not just Playboy, but all kinds of popular images of "sexy" women) has made it extremely difficult for me not to despise my body and face, which are objectively average and unremarkable. But then I also feel sickened by the fact that I even care, when…

You know what drives me nuts? When people say bullies have serious problems at home. I'd say my bullies were half and half. Half of them did sure. But the other? They all came from loving homes with decent parents and plenty of material possessions. And they all turned out okay too with spouses and children and…

To be fair, towards the end of the video they did qualify that they're talking more about the assholes who were popular rather than just, you know, all popular kids. (If you're developing a persona more than an actual personality", "If the whole high school world revolves around you even though you lack basic human…

Barbie doesn't age. Humans do. Have fun with that.

She's not hurting anyone and seems to be happy.

"There's nothing inherently wrong with Bennet's ambition."

But Barbie was an astronaut and a doctor and an executive and a figure skater and a ballerina! She should be raising her intelligence and getting all those degrees and hitting the ice/barre if she really wants to be like Barbie.

Her breasts are kinda freaking me out. It's like they are taking over her entire torso.

Can we please stop painting parenting as the only way to get "the highest highs" in life? It's extremely self-righteous and condescending to those who don't want kids, and a knife to the heart of those that do but are having fertility issues. People are different and varied and value different things. You do you &…

I get the professional part but I still reserve the right to be creeped out. I suppose all this lecturing is a logical consequence of " I own my body so don't give me shit about what I do with it or what I choose to allow others to do with it." However, even if I do agree with you, it's still ok for me to find…

Nope, this is hilarious. Gotta check the butt lighting.

This.

i think these photos are hilarious. and made even funnier by hefner's clueless blurb.

These photos of the "reality" of a Playboy shoot don't depress me. What depresses me is the thought that someone could look at a Playboy magazine and think that the images are "real." I, for one, do not lounge about on bales of hay without my bikini bottom on.

" but also the reality that the shooting environment isn't made up of young women just laying around rubbing suntan lotion all over each other (I can't believe Anna Faris lied to me) but mostly of dudes standing around, measuring light levels and just looking awkward."

I would hold up a sign saying "go to our website and read twice as many stories in a third as long as it takes to get it from the televised broadcast." My boyfriend loves watching the news every night and I can't stand it. Each thing they cover is a story I already read that morning or on my lunch break online and you…