Thank you for writing this. Mine was so bad (and I was thinking the motor was dying, but it wasn't..) I bought a second one. NBD, now I can just masturbate wherever I go. Good to know I can clean them!

Amen. I am interested in the responses to this.

Alright I know this is going to be an unpopular comment, but does ANYONE else feel as if this wide-spread obssession with Frozen confirms that they NEVER want children? Because that is what this movie has done to me...

"The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me."

Pretty sure this is satire..?

Creepy, but they look like daddy long legs.

Did you get these from http://www.oddee.com/item_98684.asp… ? There's a lot of overlap.

I don't know. Pretty sure it was just an observation, growing up in NYC with lots of people who aren't. He also left out differing genders....

I know this seems like a generic comment, but this made me laugh pretty hard. As for ridiculous kids, I have a submission:

Is it just me, or is this giving more attention to someone who needs no more?

Most of my boyfriends have been lefties. I don't know why. But good stuff :)

Wow, way to be presumptuous. Seems like you're projecting.

I knew a guy who got circumcized when he was 16 because he was self-conscious about his dick. I'll just leave that nugget of information here....

Concise and accurate.

I know sarcasm and snark is kind of go-to here, but what if it wasn't sarcastic? (I'm being optimistic this time?)

Best comment. Not sure why you don't have more stars.

You can star it if you scroll to the top of the page! It's in the top right corner, next to the flame, which I just learned are new visitors.

Thank you for the clue GIF. I always want to reference it, but nobody I know gives a shit.

I really like your small criticism.

This is JUST TERRIBLE