"If the horror of life is so much greater than the horror we see in movies, then why reduce it to that?"

Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup.

Hah, how could he NOT be influence/funded by them?

NAILED IT!

I bet he'd do it.

YES, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it was hilarious and bizarre.

Haha agreed. I watched that and was thinking WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Jeez, if you're gonna demonstrate a dance, AT LEAST FUCKING DANCE!

I kind of think Christian creationism started the same way. Only with televangicals and ignorant Americans, it spread like wildfire.

Um, wut.

Michael Ian Black is the best.

I don't think it's vanity at all if a person/technology literally is not taking photographs that are proper for your skin...especially where you can't see yourself! I'm white and never even THOUGHT of this until I read McFadden's piece last year (fuckin' privilege).

That's the point..?

This is my favorite thing now.

This is basically how I have winked since I first saw Arrested Development.

I'm pretty sure my long-term jealousy has affected the way I see Emma Watson. I'm learning to like her, but GOD, REALLY!?!? Every guy I have ever met has thought she is the most beautiful woman on earth. WHY CAN'T I BE YOU EMMA WATSON.

I'll have to agree with you. As someone with fairly good skin, I've destroyed the pimples that have come up (because, you know, pores) and I'm pretty sure I'll have the scars forever (DAMN YOU INSTANT GRATIFICATION!!!!)

Dear American Apparel,

I didn't know this was a thing until I went to college, where there are ALWAYS dudes walking around in shorts/tee in 40 degree weather. In the city, I've only noticed it this year...but maybe because the frat boys made me aware...

I love sociology but I'm sorry, this is fucked up.

Aaaand this is why I don't go to the movies or watch cable.

I have noticed that. It's terrible.