““We used two cutting edge submersibles that are named Romeo and Juliet”

I can’t decide whether to award points for resisting the urge to name them “Rose” and “Jack,” or subtract points for not naming them that.

Please Universe, remove this man from this time line.

I’d be interested in seeing the economic demographics that are also being factored into this program. 

What’s wrong with a radical downsizing of the military?

If part of the settlement involves firing Tucker Carlson ... out of a cannon ... into the Sun, then I might be on board with it.

This is so deeply creepy and predatory.

Hey look, ACTUAL indoctrination and grooming!

Their only option to settle should be bankruptcy and shutting the fuck down.  Dont give them an out.

Is there a link to the actual video?

Too little too late.

I’m sure the alien anthropologists visiting a barren Earth in a few centuries will be wondering why the fuck we wasted our dwindling resources on decorative grass. Because freedom? Or something?

How about we rip up the growing of alfalfa in the desert while we're at it.

So I heard on NPR that they don’t even get sick days? Fuck that shit.

I assume that too. I just wish companies would stop fucking pretending it’s a convenience to ME to have personally targeted ads. There’s a reason the advertisers are paying Apple, Google, Facebook et al. for the data and it’s not to make my life easier.

I mean seriously.. that means someone could potentially run for office forever with no actual intent on winning.. I mean to run, you just need 500 for the forms and bingo.. you are in the running and even if you NEVER do any advertising or intent on winning, it becomes a perfect shield to say quite literally anything…

Political speech is ineligible for fact-checking

I for one, welcome our new Orca Overlords.

Yes, you missed the laughable part where Musk claimed to be a free speech absolutist.

I think her decapitated head prank was in poor taste but I also don’t think it’s black and white. Kathy Griffin is not and never will be in a position powerful enough to threaten a sitting president - and power dynamics matter. If my kid tells me he’s going to hit me - I can tell him that’s not nice and laugh it off.…

Nice to see an example of all that free speech Elon just paid for.