At least wipe them and donate them to women’s shelters.

There’s a Jew joke in that costing too much somwhere.

Pro tip: the idea behind “burner phones” is YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO THROW THEM AWAY! 

I’m losing friends from pointing out that he just can’t speak to or about Black folk without putting his foot in his mouth.

For what it’s worth, outlaw motorcycle gangs traditionally peddled meth instead of coke because it was Made in ‘Murica™.

So is now the time we remind Cheetolini’s followers that he promised the death penalty for drug dealers? I feel like now is a good time.

“Aren’t most of the people who sell the drugs African-American?”

Qwhite unsurprising.

Boycott ‘em ‘cause the food’s bad and bad for you.

“He pulled himself up by his bootstraps” is a physical impossibility, originally used to call BS on tall tales. 

I can’t believe the judge let him go home ‘til sentencing. In two or three months.

Bet he misses the original Four Loko®.

And there are plenty!

Good tip. Won’t work at hotels that use thin gauze for curtains and light up their parking lot like a baseball stadium (cough, cough, Comfort Inn & Suites). I like being able to read in my room by the light from the parking lot.

Anyone who has lost residuals income should sue Cosby.

Otay!

I remember when nutcases were going ape-shit over this hand sign appearing on the fingers of world leaders.

\☻/ WOOT \☻/

\☻/ WOOT \☻/