Donny would’ve filled his Depends® at the sound of the first gunshot.

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Have you tried r/animalsbeingjerks?

This place really, seriously needs editors.

Another article mentions that Jones was 47 and doesn’t mention her age now, so probably number creep.

“after her sister began using LSD and acid”

Clearly, she escaped through a time portal when she fled Jonestown.

A black woman who was 22-years-old when she escaped an encampment in Jonestown, Guyana, site of the infamous “Don’t drink the Kool-Aid” suicide-massacre, has come forward to tell her story in a new documentary.

• Jim Jones was and still is one of the top Bogeyman.
  

Well, to be fair, if she knows about it, it wouldn’t be “behind the back of the First Lady”.

Upvoted not so much for your comment (which I don’t agree with completely but see your point) but for your fantastic handle! Love that.

Same here. I did start making cheddar Bay biscuits at home after seeing the formula on a box of biscuit mix.

Since school shooters are usually students or recent students, I have to wonder about the motivations of teachers who want to be armed. Your hero fantasies involve killing teens you most likely know? Hmm.

They don’t have anything for my tall ass either.

Hobby Lobby? I’ve been to MOST of the big box stores. I’d never stepped foot into a Macy’s in 40 odd years until two years ago, and they didn’t have anything to fit my fat ass.

Denver had to do this years ago.

Anybody got some green paint?

I mean, add a little heater and a duct into the ventilation system and you’ll have vastly improved air travel.

Pneumatic tubing leading straight to Jeff Sessions’ bottom desk drawer.

Can someone edit “Wisconsin” into