Ta for chiming in on something that you obviously don’t know about.

Maybe with some computer magic, but not with a space walk, as with the Hubble. It’s just too far away.

“There ain't half been some clever bastards." ~ Ian Dury

On Good Eats, Alton Brown demonstrated that mushrooms do not get waterlogged when soaked.

A heroing experience.

But...but...but...Apple perfect... 

I don’t have a ceiling fan. I do have two stand and one box fans, and a couple of times a year I disassemble them and hose off the blades and grilles.

You left out don't hog the equipment. That machine doesn't belong to you. Let others work in during your three minute breaks. Find someplace else to sit when checking your email. 

An ex’s mother gave her lottery tickets one year. I don’t know the exact amount she won, but it was at least well in the six figures.

Now he’s unfettered in his search for the “real killer”.

No. Really? Surely you are kidding. 

I wonder if Mr. Jerry Walker ever played there.

I got rid of the pigeons roosting on the rooves around my back pseudo-deck by shooting ice cubes at the walls just below them with a slingshot. They especially hated being rousted at two in the morning, and having to fly off in the dark. Haven't seen any in ten years, so the originals must have taught the youngsters…

Remember, the important thing is that Jimmy Dore never has to say "President Hillary Clinton". 

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to see the pun in "Alice B. Toklas brownie". 

How does one remove blood? Asking for a friend. 

Oh, cum on, don't the fish have a better use for it? 

But Jimmy Dore never has to say "President Hillary Clinton", and that's what's important. 

Well I, for one, am shocked. 

I NEED THE RECIPE!