Another sucker falls for the Democratic Hoax™.

Go home, Rudy. 

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“The television – considered a gloriously Jetsonian invention at this point in time...”

Use old nylons. Drop an onion in, tie a knot, repeat. Hang in a dark place. If one goes bad, it doesn't touch the others. Use from the bottom by cutting below the next knot up. 

Thin crust is a snack. Deep dish is a meal. 

Naw. He should pick a republican senator from a state where a Democratic governor can name the replacement 

Since people are going to be doing it anyway, they should put an outhouse over his grave, with a coin operated door. 

He ain’t over ‘til Congress certifies the Electoral College vote, and I don’t trust republican legislatures not to pull some arcane shit. 

Half of a frozen banana broken into chunks and tossed into the blender makes my morning protein shake so thick that it can be difficult to draw through the straw. 

“all of which matters if you’re trying to measure from the center of one stud to the next”

“Donald Trump’s Private Helicopter Worth over $1 Million up for Sale after Election Loss"

Maybe we'll be better off if the Twitter Toddler refuses to cooperate with the transition. 

Fuck their feelings. 

My first thought was this could be ear-ie.

Now for the Georgia flag. 

I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to see the pun in "Alice B. Toklas brownies". 

Well I, for one, am shocked.