Reread the part that says “During this same time period last year". 

When heating water in a microwave, place a wooden chopstick or skewer in the container. That way bubbles have a rough surface to form on, and the water does not over-heat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_units_of_measurement

Just remember, don’t strip everything you find. Animals need to eat, too, and a lot of what you’re taking is what the plants use to reproduce.

https://youtu.be/G1tJJO_pVvQ

Just convert them to cafeteria style serving, but the trays slide down the employee's side until you get to the end. 

They do that for new ad impressions on each page. 

Try it in a coffee grinder. 

Then get sea salt. It’s even finer than table salt.

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Damn you, Democrat hoax!

hashtag no sympathy 

Please, spelling...it's Faux "News". 

“False ‘Swatting’ Reports”

There’s an old saying, “Never sleep with someone crazier than you are.”

Do you seriously seriously want him as a viable candidate? 

“Yes, Kanye is a wealthy and privileged celebrity figure with access...”

I’ve always loved how the same people who railed against The Net and Hackers because “Computers don’t work that way!!!” were the same ones who camped out for days to see X-men. I guess because it was so realistic?