Isn’t putting clothes in hotel room drawers a good way to bring home bed bugs?

Driving impaired from prescription medications, or lack there of, is still driving impaired, and is no excuse. 

Is he still McLovin’ it?

I think they did that on Married...With Children, in the Las Vegas episode. Bud used it to win several cars and a bunch'f money. 

Waiting For God and Mulberry.

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Take your kids if for no other reason than it'll piss off all of the "right" people. 

Happy Commemoration Of Some Western Hemisphere Aborigines Finding An Italian Standing On Their Beach Day.

Legend has it that a woman in New York in maybe the 1960s bought a potted cactus, and didn't know how often to water it. So she subscribed to a Phoenix newspaper, and when it rained in Arizona, she watered it. 

I want to know who tried mixing the dregs of naturally fermented beer into the bread dough for the first time. That’s what caused better leavening.

Torques you, don't it? 

Torques you, don't it? 

Back around ‘02, Spyderco came out with a multi-tool that was a pair of regular (not needle nose) pliers that came apart at the joint, then one side had a small adjustable wrench and the other had a screwdriver. They were pulled off the market after a few months, and never came back. That's the tool we need. 

Back around ‘02, Spyderco came out with a multi-tool that was a pair of regular (not needle nose) pliers that came…

Or it might make one yack. 

Poor widdle put upon tobacco addicts, not being able to poison the rest of us. 

“I wouldn't want to trust my future to twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty." 

Meat is murder, and, ironically, it’s also killing the planet.

God, Trump is going to be so bloody insufferable when he's reelected. 

Keep the papery skins from onions and garlic. Simmer in water to make a broth.

The religious “right” won’t care as long as he isn’t “taking the lord’s name in vain”.

If you're already worried about Roe v Wade being overturned, but you're planning on sitting out next year's election if your favorite candidate does not get the nomination, ponder this: an extreme "right" SCOTUS could find an inherent right to life starting at conception, and ban abortion everywhere.