Trump is going to be so bloody insufferable when he gets reelected. 

Don’t know if it still happens, but there used to be a unofficial, illegal surge pricing system for cabs in NYC: Doormen would hold up fingers indicating the multiple of the meter that people were willing to pay during storms or rush hour. 

One of life’s greatest ironies: Las Vegas started as a Mormon fort, and they were responsible for its early growth.

They take the fun out of Fundamentalism.

That’s what the Dunkin’ Donuts across the street is for. And I’ve heard their coffee is better.

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But the people who walk while staring into their phones, expecting everyone else to keep them safe. 

I’ll just leave this here, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Dykes

The last gym I quit had a dedicated circuit of machines. And trainers would sit their clients on those machines to do multiple sets, with two minute rests, and balk at letting people work in because they would have to readjust the machines for their clients. 

https://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0

Trump is going to be so insufferable when the Participation Trophy Generation stays home because their favorite candidates don't get the nomination. 

At least ban Airsoft replicas. I can field strip every standard issue longarm and sidearm of the US Army from the Twentieth Century, plus a smattering of other handguns, and I wouldn’t want to have to tell an Airsoft from a real gun at twelve feet.

Aw, shucks, whatever shall the "cool kids" do now to show how cool they are? 

I keep thinking about linking to Electra Complex under the See Also section on her Wikipedia page. 

Psst...where's the formatting cheat sheet? I've tried elbow brackets, square brackets, upper case, and lower case html, and punctuation mark-up, but can't seem to find what works on here. 

It’s not quite as dangerous now as it was when they had mechanical latches on the outside. Put a spacer in gap and hold on to the door from the inside. 

Big Ben is the bell, not the clock and not the clock tower. 

Think of it as evolution in action. 

Shoulder cats are a thing, probably because they like being up high. 

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