Caucusses are screwed up to begin with, so same-same. 

Thank you Capt. Buzzkill. 

But Jimmy Dore never has to say "President Hillary Clinton", and that's what's important. 

The Alt Right are still mad at her for not accepting the role as their Aryan sweetheart. 

What's a "vacation"? 

A couple’f times a year I get prepaid cards to order stuff online, and I’ll do split transactions at the supermarket to spend the balance. I believe my record low amount was 12¢, but there was no bloody way I was going to let the card company keep it. 

I still want to know where the Red Brick Road leads to.

Like Bush the Lesser and his “brush clearing”.

Who? 

Six decades too late. 

Came in a half hour late. Should’ve known I wouldn’t get to be the first one with that.

Buck a piece at Dollar Tree. 

Buck a piece at Dollar Tree. 

I'm sure he had many great^n grandmothers who were fourteen, so I'm surprised he didn't defend that, too. 

And since age-of-consent laws are fairly recent,... 

I still find it funny that Sha Na Na split up in the '80s over "creative differences". 

Thank you Captain Obvious.

In the ‘90s, there was a burrito place in San Francisco that offered free food on a regular basis to anyone who got their logo as a tattoo. They figured maybe a dozen people would do it. Problem was, the logo was actually kinda cool.

Psst...this article isn't saying to take more than the companies offer; it's just saying to space the offers out. 

Trump is going to be <i>so</i> insufferable when he’s reelected.

Maybe he should have served his wife with divorce papers on her hospital bed.