“In the wake of this absurd controversy, some prominent Democrats decided NOT to skip AIPAC this year, notably several 2020 candidates.”

Because democracy. People vote, land doesn't. 

Which still requires CONservative states to enact it. 

In other news, water is wet. 

The other ruling, from around the same time, that I wish I could find the citation for:

In the late 1970s a teenager flipped off a sheriff’s deputy from the back of a school bus. The cop pulled over the bus and slapped the cuffs on the kid. The kid’s father was a lawyer, and he made a federal case out of it. SCOTUS ended up ruling that the social finger no longer had a sexual meaning, and thus could not…

As a rule of thumb, you do not want to start a paragraph with “in Spades” directly under a picture of an African-American.

LIES! THE BIBLE SAYS IT’S 3!!!

One time at a friend’s house, she tossed a bit of questionable chicken to the cat, and the cat would not eat it, so she tossed the rest. YMMV. 

This is what happens when you don't give enough to have a building named after yourself. 

You missed the sarcasm there. 

That’s the size of a taco cart and the guy standing behind it. 

“There are pickpocket warnings”

And for the love of Gawd, quit going into r/philadelphia and asking where the best cheesesteak is. You’re not the first to ask, you’re not the fiftieth to ask, so use the freakin’ search box.

But hopefully they'll have Trump's perp walk down the Exorcist stairs. Given his fear of both stairs specifically and exercise in general. 

Sort of a reverse tourist trap, and personal gripe of mine: People in San Francisco who move to the twisty part of Lombard St., and then whinge about the traffic. Don't they realize that they're buying onto a block that people travel to the city to see? 

https://gfycat.com/partialmeagerhectorsdolphin

The ducks at a park where I grew up loved the greasy, limp French fries from the snack bar. Wonder how many of them died of blocked arteries. 

“...it takes too long get to the actual recipe.”

You’re really going to hate me. Hypodermic needles would come home from the hospital in mom’s pockets, and I started using them to lance the deep ones.