I want to see their pre-nup. There must be a reason they're still together. Does he have a clause that allows him to cheat? The advance on her tell-all would have to be for more than he's worth. 

So many young men, gone. 💔

Plus a significant number of brown people, and a couple’f notable LGBTQ candidates.

✊✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

I’m finding the dizzy spells to be a cheap thrill.

Not being able to go to a doctor. 

“...gets shot and then calls the cops?”

Find the Asian supermarket near you. Look in the freezer section. They have had the best meat substitutes for years, including veg* “tuna” filets, suitable for grilling or sushi.

hashtag old news

“HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK AT ME!!!” ~ D̶o̶n̶a̶l̶d̶ ̶T̶r̶u̶m̶p̶ Kanye West

Random Progressive, “I hate the Democratic Party!”

“President Donald Trump will spend his Monday...”

I’ve browned onions for curries in a $17.95 rice cooker.

“Two people separated by a common language." 

“’Tis better to have had a positive Wasserman than never to have loved at all.”

They’re talking about when words had become widespread enough in American English to first be written down.

Variation on “cake hole”, which goes back at least as far as early 1940s England, https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cakehole

They're saying that you were invented the same year as the glycemic index. 

“Don’t underestimate the strength-building potential of lifting your kid...”

Fuck Jill Stein.