Look, just because someone went to the Moon that doesn’t mean they’re not full of shit.

Arriving late due to a delayed flight and showing up late to the airport are two different things. I've waited on flights for economy class travelers to get in on delayed connections before.

While being tazed sucks (I'm guessing) being tackled into a row of benches by 3 - 200lbs cops would hurt a whole lot more and leave a much more lasting impression. PLus, who would want to take the chance of being hit by his massive dong (I can only assume its a massive dong by the HUGE oval covering it.)

I wish I could go around stun gunning anyone around me yelling and acting strangely. LA would keep me busy.

Liam Neeson is the final evolved form of the Chuck Norris.

I love everything about this, super clever! But, your phone.... Is that the razor?

What an idiotic article. "t makes sense: The only thing that could reasonably eat a shark is something that resembles a shark, only bigger." ... No, it doesn't make sense. That is patently false. There are many things that can eat a 9 foot shark, including killer whales. It's dorsal fin alone is 2/3rds the length of…

if you want to catch a predator, call this guy:

It was this guy

...what if it just died? Then the shark sank, then the animal was eaten by decomposers at the sea floor and then the tracking device came loose and floated back up?