I’m looking forward to hearing about the number of people he sleeps with medals he gets during the Olympics.

I’m sorry, that was my hilarious typo

Don’t call me Shirley.

Found an image of the highly professional flight crew that’s volunteered to fly this mission.

Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

Yes.

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

Day 1: YOUR PENSIONS ARE DESTROYED FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

Disgusting.

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s…

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Is that a hard “no”?

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

I had Boris Becker... gawd, I’m older than your gif!

I would prefer that he put a few more of these under his belt. Then he and I could talk. . .

Jesus fucking christ. how much of a stupid fucking headache would she have saved herself (and the democratic party) if she just agreed to be hillary@state.gov

While being tazed sucks (I'm guessing) being tackled into a row of benches by 3 - 200lbs cops would hurt a whole lot more and leave a much more lasting impression. PLus, who would want to take the chance of being hit by his massive dong (I can only assume its a massive dong by the HUGE oval covering it.)