Where’s the link to her (inevitable) crowd funding site. I predict she clears at least $100k out of this nonsense.

0.9% of the population is bisexual? Is that a joke? Where are you getting that. I would bet there are more people who are technically bisexual than all the gays and lesbians combined. Any by technically - I mean they engage in same-sex behavior, no matter how they identify their sexuality.

So they came all the way here (through a time-space wormhole) to stick probes up our butts, disable a few nuclear missiles - but did nothing to stop genocides, famine, disease, environmental destruction, Kim Kardashian...

$25M seems a little low to me. I know there was a pre-nup - but since she was on her way to getting it overturned - I wonder why she didn’t get at least double that. Whatever it was - she has kept her word.

There is not Homo or Erectus in the Bible - therefore it never happened.

I said "if he had been banned." Airlines can ban customers who they feel cause too many problems.

Don't tase me bro! (Unless I am naked and acting like a lunatic in the airport.)

Since most people check-in online - it is really about what time you arrive at the gate. Everyone who travels regularly knows they start giving away seats to standby passengers and those waiting to upgrade in the last 20-30 minutes.

I seriously doubt he (rich, celebrity) bought an economy ticket to fly to China. If he had been banned by United, they wouldn't honor him in any class.

His tweet said he arrived at the airport 45 minutes before his flight. That means he hadn't even checked in or cleared security. Airlines do occasionally hold flights for connecting passengers. They almost never hold flights for someone who is just late.

I remember when some upscale restaurants used to serve their butter on ice. We thought that was very fancy.

"mysterious monster's digestive system"

He looks like Dexter on acid.

What a zinger! How long did you take to come up with that?

Note to self: Avoid concessions at Barclays.

He sounds like a good Christian republican to me.

He sounds like a good Christian Republican to me.

I'm all for freedom of the press - but somethings should just be secret. Like this.