That’s where you play off his ego:
“If you are the smartest man alive, how did you not know? Clearly smart people know these things. OBAMA knew the laws.”

You know who: ‘....Guess what, that’s not going to happen! China has just informed us that they (Vice-Premier) are now coming to the U.S. to make a deal. We’ll see, but I am very happy with over $100 Billion a year in Tariffs filling U.S. coffers...great for U.S., not good for China!’

So judging by his tweeting, he spent the entire day watching TV..?

No, that would be “presidential harassment”, “biggest witch hunt ever”, and assorted other non-sequiturs.

A small percentage of people who contracted chickenpox dies. You’re helping spread chickenpox by not being vaccinated. So where do you stand now with your “thou shalt not kill”, you stupid piece of shit?

450 whole new jobs, Donald? ACROSS OHIO??Thank you! That totally replaces the 1500 jobs lost with the closure of the plant, which was already down to one shift, and also replaces the roughly 3000 lost from the other two shifts getting phased out over the last decade. /s

Trump meeting with the Russians to get dirt on Hillary is potentially a campaign finance violation. But campaign finance violations can only be criminally prosecuted if it can be proved beyond all reasonable doubt that the violation was willful. That is to say, the prosecutor has to prove that the accused knew he was…

look up how a gentleman named Schlapp is related.

It’s happening.

Kinda surprised you didn’t go into the story with Schlapp on this one.

The kindly old newspaper stand owner who grumbled about the kid reading his comic books for free, but still let him stay, is the hero.

Yeah, whatever you do, don’t mention his past DUI or his refusal to take a breathalyzer.  That would be unfair character assassination. 

Oh my God he could actually face a finger being shaken in his general direction. Or—perish the thought—a light chastising rap on the back of his knuckles.

Boy I hope the stress of everything doesn’t cause him to start engaging in reckless behaviors like drunk driving...........Oh, wait. 

OH SHIT EVEN FUNNIER:

Y’know, I’ve gone through the interaction between Cap and Red Skull when he returns the Soul Stone a few times in my head, but somehow I never considered that he would probably still have Mjolnir at that point.

Yup. I’d think the events in Washington DC in Homecoming would’ve been a huge hint (and rule out Flash), but when it happens again in Europe, to not put 2 and 2 together would be pretty dumb.

Avengers 2.0:

My immediate rationalization for the Mysterio situation is this: Mysterio is a bad guy that claims to be a good guy. Fury, smelling something isn’t quite right with him, pretends to believe Mysterio’s story but also brings in somebody he can trust to work alongside Mysterio (Parker). Fury doesn’t tell Parker about his…

You’ll know I’m dead when I no longer laugh at someone getting hit in the nuts.