Sounds like it’s time to get a new stadium.

This is too rich. So Jeter disappointed in a fanbase who is on the hook for nearly $3 billion for a stadium that hasn’t averaged more than half capacity. They’ve endured 3 separate teardowns from 3 different owners, each seemingly worse than the previous one.

Two years ago, this team's outfield consisted of Giancarlo Stanton, Christian Yelich, and Marcel Ozuna. 

“We’d love to see more people here,’’ said Jeter, whose group bought the team 19 months ago. “We’re working hard on gaining the trust of our fan base.”

Yelich was on a 7 year 49 million dollar deal and they traded him. This team I have rooted for since expansion can rot in hell

This is how Rob Manfred, the MLB owners, and the investors who bought the Marlins will make their money. This has been their plan from the very beginning. They need the team to be horrible and to be hated so they can blame the local fans for not liking baseball and so they can label the city as unsuitable for…

The fact that even thousands of people attend Marlins games boggles my mind. 

In an ESPN puff piece last year, he had the gall to claim that he hadn’t heard any negative narratives about the team from the people in Miami.

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

Let’s just sidestep the impeachment question altogether and just 25th Amendment his fat orange ass.  He’s fucking sick in the head.

That was my first goddamned thought. You mean that time some guys did a thing in France, Mr. President?

Remember that time a bunch of gun nuts tried to recreate the Charlie Hebdo shooting with paintball guns to “prove” that a good guy with a gun could’ve stopped it? And they failed every single time except when they ran away?

Brady also went on to be a significant voice for gun control, as I know you know but it’s worth mentioning. 

“He talks like a regular person” is quite a condemnation of “regular” people, no?

They see it. They just don’t really notice it, if you take my meaning.

and 422 other people were shot. 480 fucking people were shot in a single night, and it didn’t move the needle on gun control.

Attempting to make the point that, had the concert-goers been armed, the attack could have been averted

Or the fact that Reagan was surrounded by highly skilled armed individuals and he still got ventilated. 

You missed the fact that he pulled out of an arms treaty.

what in the actual fuck.