I’ve begun actively wondering if the military would actually remove him should he not leave when his time is up. I’ve lost faith even in that.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

I don’t think you know what “statistics” are, let alone what “statistical significance” is.

Or in some cases, jugs.

Yeah, I’m still holding out to see what Motorola have up their sleeves with their rumoured RAZR relaunch. I’ve heard that they’ve cracked the folding screen/mechanism dilemma and if it is going to be a potential return to the good old clamshell body (thus negating the need for a case), then I’d be willing to throw my…

I can’t conceive of a world where I would ever spend money on this.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

a pain in the ass to move.

See, my Surface + Calibre + Book Bazaar Reader + OneDrive means I never have to worry about these things.

Whenever I buy a title, I drop it into Calibre, back it up, and create an ePub version to use.

I’m not 100% sure what the DMCA has to say, but the companies that retail e-books are doing so by playing on our…

It’s probably just me, but I don’t buy anything in print format that I don’t intend to read multiple times. I just don’t see the point of it.

I’ve given away books, which I can’t do on Kindle. (Sometimes I thought I was lending a book but it turns out I was giving it away forever. Still worth it.)

Retrofit a bidet on your toilet.

Squatty Potty solved this problem for me.  Once I started using it, I was on and off the throne in a couple minutes, max.

Sounds like you’re ready to take the bidet plunge...

they should’ve gotten liza minnelli to do it

I would pay my life savings and all my future earnings to watch that happen IRL.

The spice must flow.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Sorry, but most of us don’t consider Sean Hannity to be a valid source for economic analysis.

I dont like the fact that I’m running out of space on my phone but I can’t delete apps that I don’t use

Here's a great solution for saving money on your dryer: don't use it. Washers and dryers are harmful to your clothes, but honestly, who among us has enough time to hand wash? Instead, use the washer, then hang everything to dry on a clothesline if you have one, or get the thick padded hangers and put a rod across…