I went to Colby with Billy. He once spilled peanut sauce on my shoes, ruining them. He didn’t apologize.

Shut your damn mouth. Self Checkout is the greatest thing in the world, because it allows you to buy embarrassing as shit without having to face a judgemental cashier. They took out all the self checkout aisles from my CVS and I wanted to punch a child in the stomach. So now I have to buy several other things so…

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

A: None of them, a sub-10k used car that you think makes you look rich really makes you look like a poor trying to look rich.

Okay if I drink six bottles of nyquil and one of scotch I should wake up in time for the first episode

Your freckles are repetitive, Mr. Evans.

Seriously? HEY LOOK EVERYONE! SOMEONE’S TRYING TO BE EDGY HERE!

You realize that he drove the P1 at Yas Marina because that’s where the company made it available to the press right? They did not “copy” Harris. They probably drove it within hours of each other.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Jason, your Art History is showing.

right,subways are large mass transit cars, so they would be both impractically large and would not contain the nutrients for a human being to consume. and worse if you include the tunnels and tracks, they would taste awful.

I have wondered this every time I’ve seen this commercial. THIS is why Jalopnik is SO GREAT! In my head I consider the possible reasons these louvers would be where they are, but I don’t have the energy to organize my thoughts around it. After a few minutes my mind gives up.

Every time I read a technical piece by you, I think “wow its scary how much we’re fascinated by the same things” then I remember you’re an engineer too, and that stuff like this is what makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside.

HOORAY! NERD STUFF! Jalopnik needs more nerd stuff. Just FYI David, ACAC and LCAC aren’t explained, I have no idea what those acronyms mean, Air Cooled Air Charge? Liquid Cooled Air Charge?

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Reminder: This is what the world lost when the original Penn Station was demolished.