Why no JDM grill? Those vertical slots are ugly as hell.

I think it would look bitchin' with some mudflaps. Discuss.

Why you no Weekend of a Champion though? Jackie Stewart in his tighty whiteys explaining Monaco-specific cornering technique. Come at me, bro.

THANK YOU. I went on a major office rant the other day after getting a fairly bullshit ticket ( 40 in a 30 that should realistically be zoned a 45 - houses 100 feet from road, clear line of sight, etc) during a "mandatory ticketing period" that was very poorly received, no one else seems to think that such policing…

PRO TIP LIFE HACK - GM HATES THAT YOU KNOW THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK! - If you're ever cross shopping a SUV and a car and you don't absolutely need an SUV for something you do often, buy the motherfucking car you moron. The roads, the environment, and your fellow motorists thank you.

This. I was installing a LOC on the stock head unit for my sub install yesterday and there's a cavern back there!

Hellcat Slayer, reporting for duty.

So, hypothetically speaking, when I'm having my ruined WRX taken out of the towing company's yard and the flatbed that picks it up find me laughing maniacally next to the smoldering wrecks of the towing company's trucks and office, can I tell the cops I found it like that? I even have some disclaimers that I wrote…

You know what I'm talking about.

Woo! 2.5 Well Used NA Miatas below the average with a 2015 WRX, even with the Premium package and short shifter. Take that, financial responsibility!

The trend of "____ Reasons I hate this thing that I love" videos needed to end yesterday. I ain't even mad tho.

If there's Toto you've got me on board. Africa has been my go-to "Calm down after breaking a stud" song for years.

On a scale of 1 to Discovery Channel Chopper Show, how many musically cued build montages will we be treated to and how does that make you feel?

I'm going to admit something that I'll only say here on Jalopnik. Up until this article I've been under the impression that Ed Sheeran was actually the actor from Harry Potter, branching out into a music career. Now realizing that my girlfriend's little sister is a Master Level Troll for convincing me of such,…

This. There's a big difference between a large truck that's necessary to safely tow and a large truck that can't safely do anything.

Thanks as always for the insightful reporting Tyler, this is how I like to get my info.

I never understood why Clydesdale wasn't a trim of American truck. Give it some off-white trim, do a cross promotion with Budweiser, and then rinse and repeat until the coffers are full and the public is drunkenly rolling through the MacDonalds drive-through with enough tow capacity to yank that bitch down when they…

I'm hard pressed to think of anything I'd rather see less in an ad... I mean maybe a straight up dead body in the trunk but still...

Not to mention that a tip vortex is a function of the pressure differential between the top and bottom of the wing at the tip region, hence why you rarely if ever see one on a symmetrical tail surface, let alone one at takeoff conditions and neutral rudder. We need answers!

One step ahead of you! My mom went all out on the mat job, she knows what's up.