Yeah, once I read it again I realized that it made zero sense in any application. Leaving it unedited for posterity's sake.

Funny, I was wondering the exact opposite.

I know this post is old as hell but here's a helpful potato-cam picture I took of the plaque accompanying one of the three mustangs earlier this year at the Saratoga auto museum. Inexplicably I didn't take a picture of the car itself but it sure looked like a plain jane '65 from the top, it baffles me why the museum…

1) Hold pee in all day

Honda, Honda STAHP! I wanted it already and now I want it even more. I'll trade you 3 guns, a football, a real burger, and a small vial of eagle tears if you bring it over to the States. Please?

I believe he's referring to the "One ____ ____ That Your ____ Will Hate!" format that so many baited articles follow, though in this case Russia really does hate the intrusive ship, unlike your doctor who really doesn't give a shit that you started taking a new health supplement before your trip to the buffet.

There is the very real and tangible feeling of "someone famous pooped here," however, that doesn't quite make up for the fact that the lights sometimes automatically shut off if you're sitting there for too long.

Take the Boeing 2707, aka Boeing SST, for example. It was the first American supersonic plane project that started in the late 1950s and featured a number of fascinating technical innovations. But it was doomed by questions about its economic viability, concern over sonic booms, and ultimately a lack of government…

Blown Head Gasket. It's What Makes A Subaru A Subaru.

Infiniti. I have no idea what I'm doing.

If piloting a vehicle in order to reach your destination doesn't feel like a productive use of your time already you should probably rethink what you're doing with your life, just saying.

Thus further increasing my irrational fear of the finger holes on public bowling balls. Thanks, Dr. Jerkface.

Stability? What stability!?! Don't need no stinkin' stability. We've got computers now.

For folks who want a little bit more drift and eurobeat in their schoolgirl fantasies

Would static coefficient of friction(mu), cold and hot, on dry asphalt of a known formulation and roughness work? I'm a bit of a tire noob and I know that it would ignore sidewall flex and tread pattern, but its a start.

It's just a personal thing, I didn't mean to make it sound like I was claiming any superiority to someone who does follow celebrity culture. We all have different interests and that's just great. The other day I was showing my girlfriend a Jalopnik article that I thought was just hilarious, she turns to me after a…

I am extremely proud to be able to look at this picture, read the article, look at the picture again, and still have no idea who I'm looking at or why they're any different than anyone else who has ever been photographed for a magazine cover. Thank you, I needed this.

Sadly I have a feeling that you're absolutely right here.

What ever happened to the old movie trope of "Last man out of the base chucks a grenade into the intake"? Seems like the Iraqi and Syrian armies are just sprinting out of their bases leaving the keys in the ignition. Is equipment sabotage not a modern tactic?