Look, I know this is going to be unpopular here on Jezebel and I’ll get people who are accusing me of trading on lazy stereotypes but I don’t care. At some point you have to acknowledge that there’s a history here and no matter what we might like to think about a culture’s ability to change there are certain things…

It actually is funny. And the deaths are tragic. And the loss of property is unfortunate. Many people are able to have more than one emotion at the same time. Laughing at the hot pocket thing isn’t the same as laughing at the people who lost their lives, nor does it detract from their loss.

That’s perfect and now I’m annoyed that I didn’t think of it.

Darn, I was really hoping this headline was a plastic surgery joke

Burmese Buddhists mostly practice Theravada Buddhism, which doesn’t really have deities.

Spooky. This is beautifully written by the way, very vivid description.

Honey, if you can get an STD or an orgasm from it, sorry to break it to you but IT’S SEX. It’s sexual activity, you can get a disease from it. It’s sex. Only sex is P in V? Then how do gay people do it?

Anthony Michael Hall is actually Michael Anthony Hall.

Don’t forget the Mid-Autumn Festival!

I say this all of the time but anyone who thinks Scott is charming, or somehow more tolerable than the Kardashians is an idiot.

This bouquet is fabulous and just so everyone knows my bouquet will incorporate a venus fly trap and I will be calling it a penis fly trap kbye

The majority of readers of Jezebel are American. I am not but I generally assume other commenters are if I don’t know explicitly that they’re not. I don’t really get why playing the odds is “shitty.”

I was being flippant. It’s not that I don’t get it. But seriously- I said my great grandma was blind. Do you know any blind people? Do you actually know anyone who cannot see?

Yeah, except that that isn’t a fact. That’s an inference you’ve made based on your understanding of your personal experiences.

Like you’re just a witch culturally, but you don’t believe in it?

“Special Needs Ugly”? It’s not okay to go around calling things “special needs” as a pejorative. Using “special needs” instead of just coming out and saying “retarded” doesn’t make it any better. Very unchill.

This is one of many reasons I roll my eyes at women who have raging ladyboners over Pride and Prejudice. Slightly earlier era, similar kinds of social, medical, and political issues that seem to get glossed over.

Fuck her for her judgey attitude about modern life.

Why Should She Care?! Chad Wasn’t There When She Was Scared. Now She’ll Be Alone.