COAXIAL CABLE IN PENIS

My mom refuses to learn when I try to teach her. Even with something as dead simple as a remote. “I’m just not good with technology, Matthew. Can you please just do it?” The only thing I’ve really been able to teach her is opening the camera app on her S8+ by double-pressing the power button lol

are you okay, bud

God fuck that ring mission in Yakuza Kiwami. I got fed up and just looked at videos on YouTube

Can’t delay the inevitability of your destiny, Josh

This season has been so good so far, and this episode has kicked in my desire to bingewatch the rest of it. I NEED IT NOW

Nice

What a dumbass lmao

I am so fucking happy that Z Nation got renewed

Need this for HuffPost whenever I click on an article. Shit is annoying

same

God I love (hate) my state. So many idiot fucking drivers

I just now noticed the godawful typo lol. Pulled it from Google

ouchies

I snorted

Came to say the same lol

I’m really glad I only paid $30 for D2 and not the full price. I was actually going to wait a good and long while before buying the game to see if they pulled the same shit they did with D1, but the Black Friday deal was too good to pass up at the time.