Oedipus-schmedipus, Mama.

In the sense of "overwhelming the senses with bombastic grandeur," it comes pretty close I think.

When I first started living with my girlfriend (now wife), I stabbed myself a couple times because she left knives and forks pointy ends up. If that's what's going on here, I cannot abide.

"When after all, it was you and me."

"The Brothers Bloom" is one of my favorite movies of all time, and so few people appreciate how awesome it is.

Her Imperial assistant.

Sorry JJ. After a year of you telling us Cumberbatch wasn't Khan, we don't believe a single word that comes out of your mouth.

1. Try not to panic

My reaction to the whole "end of the world" business.

My cousins in the Peace Corps are bringing back disturbing reports. There are the Haves and the Have-Nots, but the Have-Nots are getting increasingly desperate. Radicalized, and completely aware of what they're missing.

There's no doubt in my mind civilization as we know it will end before 2100. It will be absolutely necessary for it to end so that a resource-based economy can be created out of the wreckage of over-population due to uncontrolled capitalism. The acquisition of money above has already been proven to be the bane of a…