First you say he’s too good for the minor leagues, then you say he should be playing for the Blue Jays. Which is it?

It’s not shown on the signage, but that $5.45 hot dog in Georgetown comes with a 2018/19 season ticket to the Wizards, so that price is particularly insulting.

I don’t know, that seems awfully cheap for a sandwich.

I can get an 8 pack of hot dogs at Kroger for 2.50, boil them all for a week’s worth of provisions, and then let the hotdog water ferment for a couplefew months and end up with a potent and tasty beverage just in time for October baseball. All I’m sayin’ is if you’re spending good money’ for your hot dog liquor,…

If you are not walking on sand, you should not be wearing flip-flops in public.

“When you hear about hazing. That sounds like a choice.” -Kanye South

Larry?

Obligatory!

And John Williams’ Duel Of The Fates is some of his best work.

Kobe gets a bad rap, but his career is legit and he didn’t have the luxury of teaming up with other superstars most of his career the way Lebron has.

John is a psycho.

I’ll take “The worst possible thing to do in this situation” for 500 Alex.

How to load the dishwasher. I swear to god, she’s like Heath Ledger’s fucking Joker. Just chaos.

That’s how my dad types. Two index fingers, striking each key with purpose, like he’s writing a strongly worded letter to Herbert Hoover

People pay for music streaming when they can get songs free on YouTube...

My boy has insisted on taking a couple of toys around with him at various points in his life: I give him the option to leave them in a safe spot, but he has taken the toy with him and then promptly lost it somewhere. We went back and looked, but did not find it. Now, it’s a lesson about consequences and he’s moved on…

I wonder what Richie’s brother thinks of all this.

I think it would be difficult to send stock. The envelope would get all soggy.

superior to your stock. You just need to get better at making stock.

This is new to me. All I know is I get a rash in my pits if I use antiperspirant with aluminum in it. And I don’t if I use deodorant without it. I’d bet a lot of people avoid it for the same simple reason, not because they’re paranoid that it’ll give em cancer.