Until your kid can use knife and fork and sit quietly through a meal, they stay at home.

Or just eat ‘em. Help boost that immune system.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

That’s the issue. Was it possible to avoid the pedestrian without defying the laws of physics? Ask anyone who has hit a deer if they saw it coming or could have in any way avoided it.

Zero debt by age 35, while running a household of two adults, three kids on a single income. Four bedroom house is paid off, two cars paid off, and money left over for 15% 401K contributions plus maximum Roth contributions, annual beach vacation, six month emergency fund, random clothing or grocery splurges - all…

a thrice handed-down 3-door ‘87 Tercel was my first ever car and I still miss it. No matter what it always started, it always got me where I was going and the powertrain never needed any work beyond routine maintenance. I retired it with something like 400,000km on the odometer when the sketchy mechanic our sketchy…

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines

Amazing how little we really know about nutrition. Seems like every year there is a new study overthrowing some fundamental nutrition fact which I was told by various health teachers/trainers/doctors. In 200 years people will laugh at our understanding of nutrition the same way we laugh at the people who used leeches…

Maybe they should just close the P. F. Changs at summit.

Except it’s a yield sign, which means they must yield to the traffic on the highway.

Yielding?

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Sigh. You know that’s not what he meant. Bagged spinach or bagged carrots =/= bagged potato chips or a Chik fil-a lunch.

That depends. Is the teacher black or white?

It’s more fun to go off the side of the boat and then run and tell your friends to “come look, there’s a fish!” and then they run over and they look at your poo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. As a commenter (You are about to find out my name is Ian. I know, brace yourself) who has had his question answered, I need to report a Fox Newsian level of misquoting, and frankly, I find the whole thing scandalous.

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

It seems unnecessary for the Bengals to explicitly ban slouching boobs when Jay Cutler just signed a long-term deal with the Bears.