Hopefully you are just hitting paws on this fine ass site, and we will all meet again sometime, under much better circumstances.

Just a reminder that G/O Media has literally fucked one of the best sports sites on the internet “Deadspin” so hard that basically their entire staff has resigned.

*chef's kiss*

Don’t forget to tie it to sports in some way otherwise you get fired.

Just label it keto chocolate cake for all those sweet clicks.

I am extremely interested in this afternoon’s Funbag.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Yeah, I'm not sure what I'd tell my daughter. If I like it, she wants it. She loves coffee, always wants some of her dad's spicy noodles, wants to help me blow on hot things, loves broccoli.... I can't think of a food she would always turn down.

I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

This is what happened when they put the rat in a WRX

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Meesah gotta beeg chair

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”