This is a great way for me to start brushing my teeth for 18 seconds and then deciding that 3 squats in enough.

I will die with you there. It’s a worthy cause.

The “ruined quarterback” reminds of what is probably the greatest ever “Onion” article.

These are the fond memories from the International School of International Students.

It was a joke? That’s why you said it twice and both were unfunny?

Ah, yes, the uneducated American stereotype. I’m no French apologist but outside of WW2 and the Franco-Prussian war France has a pretty impressive war history. You have heard of Napoleon, right?

Heartbreaker is so much worse. It’s filled with “if only”. One change in ref decisions, one overturned call, one bad play. A blowout is so much easier to just shrug off and say “oh well.” I honestly can’t think of a single blowout loss by a team I cheer for that stuck with me whereas I can remember multiple…

I find it amazing that they can regularly make plays like this and not get injured. I mean, I know they are elite athletes in peak physical condition but it’s still surprising to me. I would actually end up injured (broken ribs, concussion, dislocated shoulder) every single time if I tried something like that.

OMG! I know right? If your credit card interest rate is higher than your rate of return on your savings then wtf are you doing? There is not a “particular situation” that this might make sense either. Pay off your damn credit card first.

This is exactly why the Pats never seem all that worried after a slow start both in game and during the season. Belichick is way more likely to change the style of play than the average head coach. It’s not that he’s some revolutionary play caller it’s that he changes the structure, like you said, based on their…

They lost because of the play call. The reason Butler got the int was because they knew, based on the formation, pre-snap movement, and situation, that that was the play Seattle was running.

I hear that Sudbury and Thunder Bay might be getting an expansion franchise.

This is not true. It is widely accepted (Mayo Clinic, Harvard Med, many other reputable sources) that metabolism is not a factor in obesity. In fact, slow metabolism is rare and is often a sign of Hypothyroidism or Cushing’s Disease. As you said, you have an anecdote, not evidence, not research, not proof. Now, I…

Let’s see Pulisic top that.

What motive does anyone have to rape someone else?

I believe the british call this a “stair lift cracking”.

Brings a whole new meaning to “castling.”

Wouldn’t the best way to run a fake spike actually make it look like your team doesn’t know what’s going on? A spike always looks a little haphazard so to properly execute a fake you need to make it look the same way, but, you need to have a play that isolates some sort of built in advantage. Running that particular…

I guess you could say that this was one of those times where “things went downhill quickly” would’ve been preferred.

That’s not how pyramid schemes work. The Tesla deposit is totally refundable and is so you can reserve a spot in line.