True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

It’s straight up insanity. Kid Electron’s classmate started up with an all-star cheer program, and her mom’s been putting pressure on me to sign up Kid as well. It would cost more per month than her school tuition, and that’s not including the mandatory practice uniforms, two performance uniforms and assorted poms…

Apparently in Texas you do not have to identify yourself to the police unless you are under arrest. So if they arrested her for not identifying herself, they got the law backwards.

I think the joke is that she is magical and can make people walk because she’s a fairy/witch/whatever, not making a joke at the expense of handicapped people.

Which at this point is really more notch than board.

I didn’t feel inspired to cite a bunch of studies while half asleep in bed and using my iPhone with Carpal Tunnel, but there’s plenty of research on this. It’s not merely anecdotal nor is it about how “the womenz just complains more on the internets.” Guys don’t get together on social media to talk about their…

I worked on that analogy for weeks.

Autoplay needs to die in a fire

“And we won’t lie, a lot of what has been posted on here has been [funny]”

What are they supposed to do? Dropping a band would mean canceling their contract with them. They are not in a legal, binding agreement so there’s nothing to cancel. They just stop working with them. You can’t fire someone who doesn’t work for you, you just refuse to work on their future project.

Well, that’s some bizarrely convoluted and truly nonsensical fantasy logic you’ve got there. My work here is done.

I didn’t think you could get worse, but here you go: no, she wasn’t “cheating on him,” they were both free to date and/or fuck whoever they wanted as a separated couple getting a divorce.

Oh, everyone knows she was cheating on him? You understand that he was holed up in an actual whorehouse when this overdose happened, right? I mean, what?

Can we all agree to retire ghetto? Unless we’re strictly talking about socio-econonmics?

In a Mexican restaurant.

Stop yelling “dance!” then shooting at her paws.

No, it’s not a “MAXIMUM LIMIT”. Please do learn the traffic laws. It is the “posted maximum”, which by federal DOT standards should reflect the 85th percentile of traffic on the road. 15% of drivers are meant to be exceeding that limit in normal conditions. The enforcement threshold is 5-7mph above the limit in most…

I’m happy to hear Lamar is doing better, but why is it always about Kim. Now, it’s her and Kendall made him smile, the other day it was Lamar squeezed her hand. Something is very off with this one.

Do you have an opinion that is factual? That was a very emotional post, invoking your father’s heroism and “compassion fatigue” (haha what).

Okay, so Frosted Flakes and Coke might not be the most nutritious things ever. But the trend of calling junk food “poison” is getting tired.