Oh goody. Another update from Jezebel on Amanda Bynes' body dysmorphia. Thanks for keeping us informed Jez. I think it's essential for us as feminists to be made aware of every single moment of this woman's breakdown. Has she cried in public recently? Do we know what's in her bathroom garbage can? How are her menses?…

Lol'd at the thought of PC-Ludovicoing. I have a storage room in the basement of my apartment building that I hardly use, so when I come across people who repeat edgy, controversial (read: reactionary and thickheaded) ideas and follow them by "but you're not allowed to say that", I'll feign shock and reply "B..but you…

Men doing risky things to impress the lady-traders because they can't help themselves seems like a pretty solid reason to keep THEM off the trading floor. They clearly can't control their emotions.

I swear I just saw her birth canal through those white leggings in that gif.

Maybe if you put the marshmallow fluff into envelopes it would be better received.

stop shaking hands like this, people!

Why not? It was a colleague's wedding.. meaning, he probably didn't know them very well and had no idea what they would want. So he came up with a fun idea. And then they shat all over it.

Am I the only one here who assumed when he said "sham of a marriage" he was referring to the fact that they were treating it like some kind of fucking fundraiser??

You ate steak, chicken, booze, and a beautiful venue.

"professional black men."

I've never seen it, but.. Norman Reedus?

Now that's funny.

Ok, this one actually made me laugh out loud. I vote winner.

Of all the jokes on this page, you take the cake, good sir or madam. Well done.

My sister's cat is a rabid right winger too! Not only does he chase the starving strays away from the scraps we leave for them (he doesn't want them himself, but why should the homeless cats get a free handout?), he is also racist. He loooves white cats and will hang around them adoringly but he is terrified of black…

"Unfortunately we have to, because this is the generation that we’ve been dealt."

Well I must be a fetus, because your jokes are KILLING ME!