Oh my god store bought goldfish are a modern miracle. I couldn’t agree more. But the homemade stuff is also pretty good and has a nice chew!

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Two words: Smitten Kitchen. SO GOOD. Totally worth the minimal effort. Also the Crisp Rosemary flatbread. Bring this to a party with a cheese ball and you’re a hero, my friend.

The homemade goldfish? Also great. All of her homemade crackers are great. Deb needs a cracker tag!

Hey you know what I need when I’m supposed to be working but I’m really goofing off on the internet?  It’s definitely “WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” at top volume.  

The only homemade crackers I’ve ever eaten were unbaked “raw” crackers that a buddy of mine made in a dehydrator. I remember eating a bunch of them after smoking some bud and at the time, they weren’t too bad. Once the raging munchies died down the crackers went back down to the “well, I’d eat these if I were…

I 100% would

I’m glad someone else gets this. They botched the XB1 launch, but they had some very cool ideas that people were too busy screaming over to hear.

By not reading it

I mean she probably deserves this fame because she’s figured out the art of cooking in a cramped NYC kitchen, on a budget limited as much by space as her salary, using only ingredients that fit in her tiny-ass cupboards and fridge. Those constraints are what make her recipes almost universal. Me, I just make…

I remember when Microsoft Says they were ditching disk games to lower prices / increase distribution etc etc.

Talk about burying the lede there. 

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

And then the Astros walked off the Yankees very own wife beater. 

Because, and I cannot stress this enough, the Muscovites are barbarian scum. There will come a day when Brandenburg’s might eclipses theirs, and on that day there will be a reckoning.

It’s not extremely impossible hard like Hearts of Iron, but you do wanna start off easy.  I would try to start off on an island and expand there.

They really do fall into the “hard to learn, impossible to master” category don’t they? Like I have a lot of hours in EU4, but I still don't fully understand the best way to approach combat, or trade for that matter.

Millennials are old as fuck now. Remember when millennials were young? Gen Z is where it’s at now old man.

As also stated... Cornmeal really helps. The real trick is to use parchment paper. Stretch the dough onto the paper and dress it. Transfer the uncooked pizza (still on paper) to the peel and launch onto the stone. The paper will brown a little but it’s fine. After the pizza sets up (5 minutes or so) take the peel (or w…