I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

That won’t play in Peoria.

Actually that’s two birds, because as the old phrase goes a “bird in the hand is worth two in the bush leagues.”

The absolutely perfect teammate for Lebron, I mean, it would be Steph Curry right? Hit open threes, Make LeBron impossible to double, find LeBron for Lobs, take the scoring pressure off him...LeBron on the Warriors would be 100x more fun than KD.

Hey that’s Boston!!!!

Yeah, that Sonny Gray line was weird. The only reason he didn’t give up as many runs as Price was because Boone didn’t leave him in long enough to.

The Red Sox have the highest payroll in MLB https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/payroll/

I liked this one

Gierson and Leitch would definitely nominate the cinematographer for an award, though the pacing seemed hurried.

Grade: B-

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

We have jetpack cat. Her name is Pharah. She loves belly rubs.

Nah, need a goatee to be an evil twin.

You know it’s a been a good night when a large dong elicits a loud shit.

Zen is one with the payload, quite literally

When it stops being fun?

Argentina still can’t beat an island of fishermen & farmers.

But what if you’re really good at basketball?

Wow the shit really hit the fan there.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.