I teach preschoolers so, yeah. My profession's fairly safe until we're all just enslaved by robots and being used for our tasty human juices.

My girlfriend imagines herself walking dragons through the park. She sees herself as this burly champion of the land, her wrists adorned with the leashes of leather and chain that run to the collars of her menagerie of lizard-like pets.

Whatever else could be said of his job, Darna would never have called it boring.

The Great Lord Bartanien had 14 dragons (4-and-10!), and Darna would sooner throw himself into a bog than be called a lack-wit with his dragon care. Lord Bartanien had traveled the realm widely in his 50-year reign as King and had amassed…

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