Oh my god...

Negative. He married her, and has disowned the whole family because we were "mean to her for no reason".

Please tell me your uncle broke up with this train wreck of a human being.

My dad, who is himself a retail store manager (optician), is so fanatically pro-worker that not only has he tipped the full 20% even after a server spilled a pitcher of water on him, but he has — multiple times — waged private crusades against terrible restaurant managers on behalf of servers.

I want to gently caress those shoes and tell them how pretty they are.

Here are mine from the ceremony (we had a separate ceremony with reception much later) and I wore these beauts with a tea length lace dress. For the reception, I wore simple t-strap flat sandals for comfort :)

This is my biggest issue with it too. The things this girl says make it clear that she is not in a healthy happy relationship with this man. Granted, she might not be in a healthy relationship with ANYONE regardless of their biological relation to her but this is still clearly not a good situation.

Pedantic Penal Colony Progeny Puts Down Provider of Prose, Proves to be Premier Peon.

I was a computer tech that repaired terminals, expo screens, and kitchen printers for large restaurant chains on-site; and it was hard for me not to call them Pieces of Sh*t sometimes.

If my mother didn't have an abortion, I wouldn't exist.

During my retail career, I always mentally substituted Piece of Shit when thinking about the cash register software.

Oh, I'm a total dog person too, but I have had rabbits and they're kind of in between dogs and cats temperament wise, but cuter and less gross in the litterbox department than cats (don't tell the rest of the internet I said that...) Good luck!

I second the fostering suggestion. Cats vary in their allergen-producing potential, and it doesn't always line up with obvious traits like hairlessness. I seem to have stumbled upon a hypoallergenic cat myself. I'm not allergic, but it seems like half my friends are—and they can all handle being around him just fine.…

Maybe see if you can do a fostering situation so everyone is prepared for you to give kitty back to the rescue if you have a horrible reaction? And if you do, maybe consider bunnies next because they don't always trigger the same allergies as dogs and cats and they are similarly clean, quiet litterbox users.

I work as an appellate public defender, and we joke that we are ones who didn't get caught, helping the ones that did. I was a smart, bored kid, as were most of my high school friends. We created an elaborate prank where shoebox stink bombs exploded simultaneously throughout our high school. If zero tolerance had…

Have you ever read Tana French? Not SF/F, but her psychological mysteries centering around the (fictional) Dublin Murder squad do a really great job showing all the different layers of Dublin that I love.

Wow. That is ridiculous and a TERRIBLE way to spend your reception. I was mad when 75% of the couples who ran our Pre-Cana class had been married for 8 years or less. (The 4th couple had been married for 25 years. That seems reasonable. One of the other 3 had been married for THREE. I've been married for 4, and I'm…

But they don't even make knee-length shorts! When I was in high school (2000s) I struggled to find shorts that met even the fingertip rule. Some of the schools in my district still don't have air conditioning, so it's kind of ridiculous when you think of it that way.

God, how I wish I could hand this our as reading material for those "special" customers who blunder in with no reservations and can't believe there's no availability. Or those idiots who can only get a 5PM reservation (when we open) because that's all we have left and then when they arrive gawk at the empty tables.…

I just threw up a little in my mouth.