If you buy your lady some nice lingerie, I suggest buying yourself some nice shorts so when your women walks into the bedroom wearing the sexy outfit that you're not standing there in your skid marked BVDs.

One of the ancillary benefits of having extracated myself from a 20 year bestfrenemy situation is my future wedding planning just became exponentially less stressful because I no longer have to worry about how to cater to someone who has gone absolutely insane during every wedding she’s ever been in. It honestly was…

I think they’re trying to retrieve him.

Making her work in a Toll Booth is Juster wrong.

Once again: http://www.plannedparenthoodaction.org

I was clocking in as a guy

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

If you learn nothing else, learn this:

It’s almost as if they’re trying to confuse people on porpoise.

That is a completely accurate summary of wedding slideshows.

I enjoy that so very, very much. Thank you for listening!!

I buy them at costco. No shame. All my friends think I’m weird. I prefer tampons, I just haven’t been bleeding enough to justify them!

I like tomatoes, my wife hates them. If she ends up with tomatoes on her plate I eat them, and in return she can have all of those horrible devil things people call olives, which she loves for some reason.

I wear dresses most of the time (when it’s warm enough) precisely because I cannot Outfit. If I put on a dress, people say “oh! You dressed up!” No. I put on one article of clothing because putting together outfits is just Not For Me. Dresses look like effort, but it’s really just because I’m lazy are hard to fit.

Seriously. Illnesses of the brain are not less physical than illnesses of the kidneys.

Haha, I think that's actually a great friend. My general issue is that all of my friends are hours late to everything, so this one dude disrupts my expectations. But truth be told, I'd prefer a punctual friend. :)

Christian women are not passive recipients of their religion, they are very much active participants.

A lot of us don't just follow blindly everything that's written on the book we should believe. I personally do believe in God and was raised Catholic, but don't see any problem with contraception and I'm pro gay marriage. I don't see this clashing with my beliefs because neither violate the "love thy neighbor like…

I'm one! I was raised Catholic. To be honest, I have always been surprised that contraception is such an issue in the church. The same goes for all the young women I went to high school with (I went to an all-girls Catholic school)— we all assumed that contraception was just fine. I don't even remember our…